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me: hey darlin welcome home
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husband: *kiss* hey baby how are you to-
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me: take off your pants
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husband: hey i just ordered some chinese food
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me: how long did they say it would take?
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husband: about 30 mins
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me: get naked
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husband: but i thought we were gonna-
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me: naked. now
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husband: i'm bored
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me: lay down.now
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me: i love you so much
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husband: i love you too...it's a beautiful saturday morning and i don't have to work today. We should go to the park and-
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me: get in the bed
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husband: there is this great new bookstore around the corner wanna go?
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me: nope.sex
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husband: but they have that book you wanted and i was-
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me: sex
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me: i had a crappy day at work today
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husband: want me to make you some tea?
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me: i want you naked. i'm angry
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husband: what about a back rub?
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me: naked...drop your pants
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husband: you mean you don't want to talk about it? really?!
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me: drop your pants ...this is not a fucking game.
Posted on Friday, January 20 2012.